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Tuesday, November 11, 2008

 For some reason we were all asked to come up with our own individual story concepts for a group based module; despite us only using one concept between five people.

It's difficult to exemplify the sheer degree of baked I was when I wrote this...

Creative Animation (CAN)

Story idea for a short film.

Genre: Comedy

Target Audience: Teenagers and Young adults (12-30) Although probably flexible.

Length: 2.5 minutes Approx

The story begins as a proud and mighty bear is awoken from his sacred Sunday afternoon kip by petulant rabbits incessantly rogering on his front lawn. He dons his stripy slippers and rolls up yesterdays newsprint, and marches determinedly out of his clichéd mossy, forest creature accommodation and stands sternly at the edge of his crazy paving.He draws a deep sharp breath and widens his stance, leans forward and forces out the meanest, most fearsome, grizzly roar he can muster. Only his roar isn't quite a roar. The rogering rabbits collapse in fits of laughter as the mighty bear instead, emits a desperate and pathetic squeak. The bear cowers in embarrassment and runs back inside.

Cut to an interior scene. The bear sits on it's stackable plastic chair, dwarfing it. He's in a self-help group, holding a polystyrene cup of machine coffee with teary eyes, and a quivering jaw.

Cut to a similar scene as what began, rabbits continuing to roger. The rabbits giggle at the sight of the disgruntled bear standing at the same spot on his DIY patio as the first time they saw him, and continue the rogering unphased.

This time the bear smirks, leans forward and bellows a deafening roar, that causes the rabbits to petrify and die instantly.

The bear looks pleased with himself, sighs and walks across the lawn and is nonchalantly shot by poachers whilst picking up his morning paper.


The End


I then created this.



Just wanted to share.


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