| | Simon and I wrote a song tonight. Its working title is 'Deal or no Demo' and it's based on the gameshow of a similar name.
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Deal Or No Demo - lyrics by Simon James Klaús and Davio L Blake
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What's in the boxes?
(What's in the boxes?)
What's in the boxes?
(What's in the boxes?)
What's in the boxes?
(What's in the I don't know)
I don't know
Is it a thousand pounds?
Is it twenty pounds?
Is it thirty-six twenty?
I don't know
I don't know
Is it a snake?
(break)
Oh, I hope it's not a snake
Like a cobra, or an adder
or a python, or a mamba,
like a lager and a cider
Anaconda in your Honda
like some cornsnakes in your cornflakes
and a milksnake in your milkshake
and a taipan in your bedpan
Oh good god I hope it's not another snake
(Chorus)
Is it two thousand pounds?
Is it forty pounds
or two-fifty K?
I don't know
I don't know
Is it a Moleshark?
(break)
Christ I hope it's not the Moleshark
Is it the key to the
ovary of destiny?
Or the gateway to the
whisk of non-conformity?
Or the portal to the
badger of atrocity?
Or the jitty to the
Mammoth of a hundred thousand pounds?
(Chorus)
Beware the Moleshark,
(Motherfucking, Motherfucking)
Beware the Moleshark,
(Motherfucking, Motherfucking)
Beware the Moleshark,
(Motherfucking, Motherfucking)
He'll bite your fucking toes
(Motherfucking toes)
Beware the Moleshark,
(Motherfucking, Motherfucking)
Beware the Moleshark,
(Motherfucking, Motherfucking)
Beware the Moleshark,
(Motherfucking, Motherfucking)
He'll bite your fucking toes
(Motherfucking toes)
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